"No, my haircolor is not sexually transmittable!"

Hi every1! My name is Bart and they call me The Irritant. I don't irritate any1, I just confront them with da truth!

Anyway, they also say I'm arrogant, but you aren't arrogant when you are the best, ya know...

On the most left picture you see my wonderfull handsomeness ;) Yess, I 1ce had long hair and a HUGE pair off glasses, but that's over now. I recently have red hair, a skinny body, a ditched ear and an overgrown ego. That some kind of progress ey?!

This is my manual:

BART (male homo sapiens of a 'unique' sort)

* Do not ask 2 many questions. The Bart will go on and on and talk your brains out.
* Do not try 2 irritate. The Bart will try 2 do be more irritating than you are, and succeed in this objective.
* Do not pour beer into it. Any other form of alcohol will be fine, but beer will come out. And quicker than you think!

  Wellah, If you are still interested, female, goodlooking, and eager 2 explore your (sexual) limmitations, mail me @:

[email protected]

Otherwise, CYA and don't forget to visit my friends.

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