"Where am I ?"

Hello.

Ehm...

Yeez, eh... I think I'm stuck on the internet. Look it's me mom! Get me outta here!!!

 Phew, it was only my imagination...Okay, I'm stoned. And I ain't even wearing my contact lenses... Ah, the sun sux. I want to B in a good club with the fellah's, not on this shitty beach! Play some house music! I can't stand the sound of the waves and the screaming children!
Huh? Oh, this is the internet, right? Uh, yeah, cool, I RULE the internet. /me is always certain about things... I think...

Hmm, this sux. Let's go somewhere else... 

Aiiight!

  Last words: don't do drugs (you see what happens if ya do)
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